Celebration Chef T-Shirts

'Turkey again! It's the sixth of January... Just how big was that flaming bird?!'

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

Prosecco

Prosecco Peacock

Un ballo in maschera

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

"Not guilty?"

Men can show their emotions!

How I met your mother

'Now time for a coffee while hubby cleans up the mess.'

Person carrying balloons and plants.

Fabulous civil union cake.

New Year's Eve party for dogs

Skyscraper Chef's Hat.

"Yipeee!"

"Oh, just great, Dick. How are things going with you?"

"Well, he's a celebrity chef and the celebreties love his cooking."

'Here comes our order.'

Chef's Specials - Hissy Fits, Shouting and Swearing, Pompus Indigestion.

'Nobody does curses like Gordon Ramsay.'

It's not an addiction if you only do it once a year!

'Celeb Foods: Damien Hurst's voles in brine.'

"When Picasso was hungry he would swap a painting for a meal. Times change. I am a celebrity chef..."

An intergalactic oat bran cluster, about to significantly lower Earth's average cholesterol level.