Celebration Chef Prints

'Turkey again! It's the sixth of January... Just how big was that flaming bird?!'

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Cow Pinatas

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

"I specialise in themed dinners 'Titanic', 'Armageddon' , 'Towering Inferno'..."

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

Prosecco

Prosecco Peacock

Un ballo in maschera

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

"Not guilty?"

How I met your mother

Person carrying balloons and plants.

'Now time for a coffee while hubby cleans up the mess.'

Men can show their emotions!

Fabulous civil union cake.

'Huh. Where'd all my birthday decorations go???'

New Year's Eve party for dogs

"Yipeee!"

"Well, he's a celebrity chef and the celebreties love his cooking."

Skyscraper Chef's Hat.

"Oh, just great, Dick. How are things going with you?"

'Here comes our order.'

"I'm not going to try and sugarcoat this..."

Chef's Specials - Hissy Fits, Shouting and Swearing, Pompus Indigestion.

Woman reads Nigella Lawson cook book: 'Add butter to the mixture, remembering to moisten your lips ... whisk for three to four minutes, pouting throughout ...'

An intergalactic oat bran cluster, about to significantly lower Earth's average cholesterol level.

'Celeb Foods: Damien Hurst's voles in brine.'

It's not an addiction if you only do it once a year!

"When Picasso was hungry he would swap a painting for a meal. Times change. I am a celebrity chef..."

'Nobody does curses like Gordon Ramsay.'