Celebration Avoider Mugs

Start their day with a laugh—our mugs for the celebration avoider feature witty slogans perfect for quiet coffee moments and low-key mornings.

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"I want the contract to say that if we win a championship of any sort, no one spills champagne on my head."

"I want the contract to say that if we win a championship of any sort, no one spills champagne on my head." mockup

"I want the contract to say that if we win a championship of any sort, no one spills champagne on my head."

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"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder." mockup

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

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Worried man looking at stock market chart on his computer screen with office party going on in the background.

Worried man looking at stock market chart on his computer screen with office party going on in the background. mockup

Worried man looking at stock market chart on his computer screen with office party going on in the background.

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"I hope you don't call that a party face."

"I hope you don't call that a party face." mockup

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

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'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...' mockup

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

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People who work-from-home, annual get together.

People who work-from-home, annual get together. mockup

People who work-from-home, annual get together.

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"You know I hate birthdays!"

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Nervous at a party.

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"I cloned myself to take care of my Thanksgiving duties while I watch football in peace."

"I cloned myself to take care of my Thanksgiving duties while I watch football in peace." mockup

"I cloned myself to take care of my Thanksgiving duties while I watch football in peace."

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'Honey, I would love to go out with you, but I feel like an idiot at all your friends' parties. The conversations are always way above my head.'

'Honey, I would love to go out with you, but I feel like an idiot at all your friends' parties. The conversations are always way above my head.' mockup

'Honey, I would love to go out with you, but I feel like an idiot at all your friends' parties. The conversations are always way above my head.'

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'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.'

'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.' mockup

'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.'

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"Die alone"

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"It's just a little device I use to help relieve the anxiety from meeting new people."

"It's just a little device I use to help relieve the anxiety from meeting new people." mockup

"It's just a little device I use to help relieve the anxiety from meeting new people."

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Snoozed when I should have schmoozed. mockup

Snoozed when I should have schmoozed.

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'Your wife didn't do this. I'd recognize your handwriting anywhere.'

'Your wife didn't do this. I'd recognize your handwriting anywhere.' mockup

'Your wife didn't do this. I'd recognize your handwriting anywhere.'

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"I invited a few friends over. Don’t worry – you can still be miserable."

"I invited a few friends over. Don’t worry – you can still be miserable." mockup

"I invited a few friends over. Don’t worry – you can still be miserable."

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4th of July and PTSD

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Herman likes to stay in his comfort zone.

Herman likes to stay in his comfort zone. mockup

Herman likes to stay in his comfort zone.

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'No, I don't like dancing.'

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"We came early to avoid the conga line."

"We came early to avoid the conga line." mockup

"We came early to avoid the conga line."

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"Poor baby! You can come out now... all that nasty banging has stopped!"

"Poor baby! You can come out now... all that nasty banging has stopped!" mockup

"Poor baby! You can come out now... all that nasty banging has stopped!"

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'Avoid the Christmas rush, drink now.' mockup

'Avoid the Christmas rush, drink now.'

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"Did someone forget to invite Dwayne?" mockup

"Did someone forget to invite Dwayne?"

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"I just can't seem to get into the spirit of the thing."

"I just can't seem to get into the spirit of the thing." mockup

"I just can't seem to get into the spirit of the thing."

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Man hiding under the table as Champane is popped open.

Man hiding under the table as Champane is popped open. mockup

Man hiding under the table as Champane is popped open.

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'Nope, a handmade coupon for 'one free backrub' ain't gonna cut it for our 25th Wedding Anniversary hon...'

'Nope, a handmade coupon for 'one free backrub' ain't gonna cut it for our 25th Wedding Anniversary hon...' mockup

'Nope, a handmade coupon for 'one free backrub' ain't gonna cut it for our 25th Wedding Anniversary hon...'

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He's shy. I always have to drag him to these things, kicking and screaming.

He's shy. I always have to drag him to these things, kicking and screaming. mockup

He's shy. I always have to drag him to these things, kicking and screaming.

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'I've got to get away from Christmas... I've got to get away...'

'I've got to get away from Christmas... I've got to get away...' mockup

'I've got to get away from Christmas... I've got to get away...'

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'I roll over and play dead when I don't want to see someone.'

'I roll over and play dead when I don't want to see someone.' mockup

'I roll over and play dead when I don't want to see someone.'

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'Uh, i'll pass.'

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"I forgot to charge him."

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Christmas jig

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"Ah – the good, the bad, and the god-awful."

"Ah – the good, the bad, and the god-awful." mockup

"Ah – the good, the bad, and the god-awful."

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"It's not that I can't stand the cold - I just hate the holidays."

"It's not that I can't stand the cold - I just hate the holidays." mockup

"It's not that I can't stand the cold - I just hate the holidays."

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Celebration Avoider Mugs Collection

Celebration Avoider Pillows

Relax with pillows that humorously capture the celebration avoider’s peaceful preferences—ideal for cozy, calm corners.

Celebration Avoider Prints

Decorate with prints that celebrate quiet, low-key moments—perfect for the celebration avoider’s peaceful space.

Celebration Avoider T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that speak to the celebration avoider’s relaxed style—witty, comfortable, and perfect for understated celebrations.