Celebrating Weight Loss Gifts

The proud husband who's wife just lost thirty-five pounds: 'This is my wife Sandra, Greatly reduced.'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

Cow Pinatas

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

Pilot with champagne.

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

Green Balloon

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

Beers

Let's Celebrate

Champagne

Happy Days Are Here Again

As a rule, all surprise parties start out with good intentions.

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

The Happiest Hen in Acle

Prosecco

Pesky students.

i am just celebrating my 25th anniversary at novox nursery

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

Two men in love, sitting in vintage champaign glasses

THUMBS UP FOR THE NEW YEAR!

Rose Toast

"Drinks all round!!"

Cheers

"This might take awhile, Lord."

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

The Walk of Shame

How to identify the alarming mood swings of male menopause.

Champagne

Happy Bifurcation Day,

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

Party Time!

"Oh, God! I had EXACTLY the right amount to drink last night."

"Oh, just great, Dick. How are things going with you?"