Ceiling Fan Conundrum Enthusiast Pillows

"If you want to turn it off, you just pull this chain until you accidentally turn it back on."

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

Bright idea

New Coat of Paint at the Sistine Condos

'All it needs is a ceiling fan.'

"Why, Giambattista Tiepolo, you old so-and-so! Who knew you could paint?"

'I found another pothole.'

Squirrel and bird feeder.

"I've changed my mind"

Bravo!

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

Crazy paving company.

"God must have been very pleased."

"Are you sure that's Michelangelo?"

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

'I wonder if Michael Angelo got a stiff neck when he painted the ceiling!'

Ladder in a lift shard.

Trainspotters.

'We need someone in here, like now.'

Knockout!

That side up.

'Well, I've managed to get rid of the annoying double vision effect on your T.V.'

Effective communications

"Nothing is wrong with the machine. Press the buttons harder. You need to work on your people skills."

Curling popularity after the winter Olympics.

"As an ex-priest, I'm having a hard time adjusting to these noncathedral ceilings."

Problem Solving at the Urinal

'Ever since he painted the Sistine Chapel, he can't paint any other way.'

We need to wrap our heads around this.

"I should take all our old computers, gadgets and phones out of the attic. The ceiling can no longer take the weight."

'It's not legal to drive anywhere, but it looks good in the driveway.'

B.R. tries to solve the Network S.E. problem