Ceilidh Dancing T-Shirts

"He do-si-doed when he should have allemaned left."

Scottish party

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

And I like to call this my 'dance of the enhanced PEP at alternative firms'.

Broadway Moosical.

I can read this audit, but HOW should I read it...What is my MOTIVATION, how do I bring these figures to life,make them sing!... Colin often wondered whether accountancy had been the right career choice for him

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

"Okay, come at me in a conga line."

'Okay... if you're a leprechaun then let's see you Riverdance.'

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"He only dances to The Dubliners."

"He's so cute when he waves his little baton."

"Leave my private parts alone, and I'll let you exploit me as a talking cat."

"I got this new hat for when we do the collection at the end."

Sitting Out the Lambada

"Okay, I admit it. You are a good dog."

Fishman disco dances in the light of a lighthouse with a disco ball.

Dancing with the Star Wars

"That's what's great about living in the desert: We can dance like nobody's watching..."

"Isn't it amazing! My horoscope said I was going to meet a tall dark stranger..."

Dreidel Breakdance

The Apis Dance Studio

Pianist with Knife and Fork.

Hear those sleigh bells ringing a ding ding ding a ling...

A terrible fight was averted when someone put 'Fleabottom Boogie' on the turntable.'

A Walk on the Wild Side.

'There, Miss Kaufman, getting the rhythm now?'

Manic Peat Screechers

Four men in kilts.

'... And it went clip, clipperty clop, snap, squeak on the stair.'

'How much to learn enough to dance on someone's grave?'

'HEY,nobody said anything about MOONwalking the Plank!!'

"The Lord moves in mysterious ways."

Boogaloo or bust.

"We'd give you a hand but they never leave our sides."