Cd Retailer Gifts

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'We want everyone to remember our name.'

Cut Price

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

"Home depot."

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

'Tesco's cheif executive meets with staff.'

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

"It's not expensive, sir, when you consider it's long smell-by date!"

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

"Great for worship then! Great for retail now!"

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

I'm going for former flower children. Tree's Tree Nursery. Legal pot. Legal grass. Festuca. Carex. Miscanthus.

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

'Better buy one now - before they make them too big to fit into your house.'

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

'Well you checked my £20 note so I'm checking the change you gave me!'

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

'The body's ok, but the neck's too tight.'

To-Let Town Centre Map

Last Chance for Everything.

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified