Cd Retailer Mugs

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'We want everyone to remember our name.'

Cut Price

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

"Home depot."

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

"It's not expensive, sir, when you consider it's long smell-by date!"

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

"Great for worship then! Great for retail now!"

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

'Better buy one now - before they make them too big to fit into your house.'

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

To-Let Town Centre Map

'Well you checked my £20 note so I'm checking the change you gave me!'

'The body's ok, but the neck's too tight.'

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified

Last Chance for Everything.