Cbt Enthusiast Prints

"Your problem is caused by all or nothing thinking. Why can't you just deliver toys to kids in your own neighborhood?"

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

Bus for Giraffes.

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

Road work next 15 years.

Bullets Bulls in the form of Bullets

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

"Go already! Stop letting them in! Just think of yourself!!"

'Yes, Haffner appears to be tiring...'

"I found him at a garage sale."

"I have bad news, but it's in bullet points!"

'When we converted the pub into a house, we decided to keep some of the original features.'

"Can you come back with that three year study summarised in six or less powerpoint bulletpoints?"

Traffic sign warning driver, on a road trip, of hazard ahead.

"Wouldn't it be faster if we just flew to Brooklyn?"

"It's a beautiful day. Let's take the soft-top."

The Straw Entrepreneur, The Tin Accountant, and The Cowardly Attorney

"I completed the medical for your trucker's licence, and all your tests came back negatory, good buddy."

Nutcracker going home

'It only takes a minute to erect the hood, or five minutes if the family helps.'

Pope Francis on public transport.

"Well, that's the last of it, which means we just ate thirty years' worth of food in two weeks."

'Henry, I know you are CIA, but can't you read the kids a declassified bedroom story?'

'How did your bowling go?. . . I didn't realize you eyesight was so bad.'

Bus Stop (bus hovering overhead)

"Regift the bicycle, Charles, but put this in my Panama pile."

"Quit hogging the covers!"

'My wife is out of town. That's the diet cam.'

"It's an awesome board. However, your dimensions may be a little off."

"Surf's up!"

Michael Ignatieff on CBC

"O.K., doomer."