Cbd Mugs

"I don't prescribe opioids, but feel free to grab a CBD-laced lollipop on your way out."

CBD Products Every 1/2 Mile

"Tell us about yourself, Pete."

"How many more times, you've got hayfever, so no, you can't have any cannabis oil."

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

Shepherd and eurydice

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

Occu-Pie Mars

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

The Anti-Agent

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

They hated me.

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

'Let's not go by the book.'

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

"Staff support"

Louis Armstrong

Copycats

A Symphony of Penguins

I should be a writer when I grow up...

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author