Cbd Seeker Mugs

"Say, Bill, how's that new crop of yours doing?"

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"I think I need an extra pillow."

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

Fight or Flight

Middle-Age Superheroes

In many ways this is the perfect job! Out. Out.

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

Ice fisher.

Pet a Puppy

American Idle.

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Canine Scentipede

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

"Surprise!"

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

'Would you be interested in attending a stress management seminar?'

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."

"Yours is adjustable?"

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

'Perhaps Sallie had made her bookshop too comfortable'

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'