Cbd Seeker Mugs

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"I think I need an extra pillow."

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

Fight or Flight

Ice fisher.

Pet a Puppy

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Canine Scentipede

"Surprise!"

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

'Would you be interested in attending a stress management seminar?'

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."

'Perhaps Sallie had made her bookshop too comfortable'

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"