Caveman Diet Devotee Mugs

Start their day with a laugh! Our caveman diet-themed mugs bring humor and inspiration to paleo enthusiasts’ mornings, featuring witty messages and primal designs.

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'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.' mockup

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

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'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.' mockup

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

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"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again." mockup

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

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A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths. mockup

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

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'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.' mockup

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

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Those Were The Days

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"I'll faithfully follow any diet plan as long as you also prescribe medical marijuana."

"I'll faithfully follow any diet plan as long as you also prescribe medical marijuana." mockup

"I'll faithfully follow any diet plan as long as you also prescribe medical marijuana."

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'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?' mockup

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

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"The saying Use It or Lose It isn’t referring to one’s appetite."

"The saying Use It or Lose It isn’t referring to one’s appetite." mockup

"The saying Use It or Lose It isn’t referring to one’s appetite."

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"My diet plan for you is if it tastes good, spit it out."

"My diet plan for you is if it tastes good, spit it out." mockup

"My diet plan for you is if it tastes good, spit it out."

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"The invention of taxidermy."

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Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

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'I gotta lose some weight.'

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'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...' mockup

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

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'Ever since we invented the past tense, she brings the past up all the time!'

'Ever since we invented the past tense, she brings the past up all the time!' mockup

'Ever since we invented the past tense, she brings the past up all the time!'

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'The first thing you need to do is lose 40 pounds of that baby boomer fat.'

'The first thing you need to do is lose 40 pounds of that baby boomer fat.' mockup

'The first thing you need to do is lose 40 pounds of that baby boomer fat.'

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"This is Chance. When he first came here he was a fat Chance. Now he's a slim Chance."

"This is Chance. When he first came here he was a fat Chance. Now he's a slim Chance." mockup

"This is Chance. When he first came here he was a fat Chance. Now he's a slim Chance."

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Reinventing the Wheel

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Used wheels

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'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.' mockup

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

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'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?' mockup

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'

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'I followed you advice for losing weight....i got naked and stood in front of a mirror...they threw me out of the restaurant.'

'I followed you advice for losing weight....i got naked and stood in front of a mirror...they threw me out of the restaurant.' mockup

'I followed you advice for losing weight....i got naked and stood in front of a mirror...they threw me out of the restaurant.'

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'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.' mockup

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

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'My wife's on a diet. So far she's lost her personality.'

'My wife's on a diet. So far she's lost her personality.' mockup

'My wife's on a diet. So far she's lost her personality.'

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"Too much club."

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'…and I want you to limit yourself to 3 feeding frenzies a day.'

'…and I want you to limit yourself to 3 feeding frenzies a day.' mockup

'…and I want you to limit yourself to 3 feeding frenzies a day.'

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"This is the 'carboniferous' age and we're here in the 'Carbs-Are-Really-Bad-For-Us' Age."

"This is the 'carboniferous' age and we're here in the 'Carbs-Are-Really-Bad-For-Us' Age." mockup

"This is the 'carboniferous' age and we're here in the 'Carbs-Are-Really-Bad-For-Us' Age."

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'I don't get it! I've been exercising for six weeks now and haven't lost a pound.'

'I don't get it! I've been exercising for six weeks now and haven't lost a pound.' mockup

'I don't get it! I've been exercising for six weeks now and haven't lost a pound.'

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"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad." mockup

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

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All-You-Should-Eat Buffet

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"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish." mockup

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

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Full fatHalf fatVirtually fat free. mockup

Full fatHalf fatVirtually fat free.

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"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring." mockup

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

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Caveman Diet Devotee Mugs Collection

Caveman Diet Devotee Pillows

Cozy up with our caveman diet pillows, featuring fun and clever designs. Ideal for adding a paleo-themed touch to any living space.

Caveman Diet Devotee Prints

Decorate your walls with our caveman diet prints. Stylish, fun, and full of personality, they celebrate primal living in artful ways.

Caveman Diet Devotee T-Shirts

Find the perfect caveman diet t-shirt to match their primal passion. Our witty designs make for great casual wear for paleo devotees.