Caveman Cuisine Pillows

'This restuarant has really gone downhill. Remember when you used to get a Wet-Nap with your meal?'

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

"I'll carve the wheels, you'll sell them, and Oog, here, can be customer service."

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

'Ever since we invented the past tense, she brings the past up all the time!'

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

'Walk upright?. . . But what about banana peels?'

'Wine? Okay. I really don't care what you call it; let's invite over the two sisters from the cave next door.'

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

Grok's Thought Stopping.

Very nice, but will it put mammoth meat on the table?

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

'Better stick close to the cave today — the big ones are biting.'

Pizza Carried Off On A Stick Like A Wild Animal

'Oog's Mom lets him draw on the walls.'

"If you're going to write a review, don't forget to mention our generous portions."

'We'd better patent this, so the homo sapiens can't steal it from us, like they did with the fire.'

'No, I said put the money in the Caymen Islands.'

Sign On Door of Dept. Of Neanderthal Literature - Out Eat Back.

"Guess who won the meat tray raffle?"

Urp! Homo Eructus.

Oldies Band.

"I'm trying to stick to a Paleo diet. Do you think cavemen had wasabi sauce on their sushi?"

Early Anaesthesia

"Fool, I said a spotted one."

"The problem is, you never know if they're ripe until you bite into one."

'I kill him and you cook him - deal?'

Toolmaking was always a challenge during the Plasticine Era.

'Hunting and gathering! I like that you can multitask.'