Caveman Cuisine Expert Pillows

"I'm trying to stick to a Paleo diet. Do you think cavemen had wasabi sauce on their sushi?"

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

The First Cone of Shame.

'Ever since we invented the past tense, she brings the past up all the time!'

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

'He's majoring in cave hydrology with, obviously, the ultimate aim of being a caveman like his Dad.'

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

Used wheels

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

'Walk upright?. . . But what about banana peels?'

'Wine? Okay. I really don't care what you call it; let's invite over the two sisters from the cave next door.'

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

"Too much club."

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

Grok's Thought Stopping.

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

Very nice, but will it put mammoth meat on the table?

'Hey! -- what have you done with my invention?'

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

"Gorg, you've got to let yourself evolve!"

The man who discovered smoke

"I love it!"

'I'm calling my invention 'IPO'.'

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

'Daddy's busy - Go draw on the wall.'

Cavemen. Wheel being burnt with fire.

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'