Caveman Chuckler Pillows

A stone age tire swing

'Does it have any military applications?'

'I need a loan or a bailout so I can evolve,'

"It's the guy who discovered fire."

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

'Ever since we invented the past tense, she brings the past up all the time!'

"The subwoofers really help."

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

'Wine? Okay. I really don't care what you call it; let's invite over the two sisters from the cave next door.'

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

Very nice, but will it put mammoth meat on the table?

"Now I wish we hadn't ordered all those appetizers."

"Get out of the way! The transport vehicle of the future is about to overtake you! Soon everyone will have one!"

"Nothing is funny. We're just having a good laugh."

'I'm on a diet -- I just eat the brains.'

Genius Bar

"Now do you believe me?"

"I'm collecting everyday objects for a time capsule."

Pizza Carried Off On A Stick Like A Wild Animal

Sign On Door of Dept. Of Neanderthal Literature - Out Eat Back.

OCCASIONALLY HOMO ERECTUS, THE FIRST SPECIES TO USE TOOLS AND WEAPONS, CROSSED PATHS WITH HOMO SPIFICUS, THE FIRST SPECIES TO WEAR SPATS AND DRINK COCKTAILS>

"Do we HAVE to be omnivores?"

Early attempts to turn a macro-chip into a micro-chip.

'We tried hunting and we tried gathering, but now we usually eat out.'

"Oh, it's called a fireplace. I'm not sure what fire is, but look how cozy."

Rudolph unblocking a chimney

Urp! Homo Eructus.

"Isn't this just a repeat of his 1332 Christmas special."

"You've got to admit, he wears the 'that dog won't hunt' label with a lot of class!"

'Is the fire included?'

"If you tasted like a Umami, where would you be hiding?"

"I think he's trying to make a money out of us..."