Caveman Chuckler Mugs

A stone age tire swing

'Does it have any military applications?'

'I need a loan or a bailout so I can evolve,'

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

'Ever since we invented the past tense, she brings the past up all the time!'

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

"The subwoofers really help."

'Wine? Okay. I really don't care what you call it; let's invite over the two sisters from the cave next door.'

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

Very nice, but will it put mammoth meat on the table?

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

"Get out of the way! The transport vehicle of the future is about to overtake you! Soon everyone will have one!"

"Nothing is funny. We're just having a good laugh."

'I'm on a diet -- I just eat the brains.'

Genius Bar

"I'm collecting everyday objects for a time capsule."

Pizza Carried Off On A Stick Like A Wild Animal

"Now do you believe me?"

Sign On Door of Dept. Of Neanderthal Literature - Out Eat Back.

OCCASIONALLY HOMO ERECTUS, THE FIRST SPECIES TO USE TOOLS AND WEAPONS, CROSSED PATHS WITH HOMO SPIFICUS, THE FIRST SPECIES TO WEAR SPATS AND DRINK COCKTAILS>

"Do we HAVE to be omnivores?"

Early attempts to turn a macro-chip into a micro-chip.

'We tried hunting and we tried gathering, but now we usually eat out.'

"You've got to admit, he wears the 'that dog won't hunt' label with a lot of class!"

"If you tasted like a Umami, where would you be hiding?"

'Is the fire included?'

Urp! Homo Eructus.

"Oh, it's called a fireplace. I'm not sure what fire is, but look how cozy."

Rudolph unblocking a chimney

'Hunting and gathering! I like that you can multitask.'

Early traffic survey