Caveman Buff Mugs

'Ogg's quite the visionary.'

Ancient Racing

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

A prehistoric football match.

'He's majoring in cave hydrology with, obviously, the ultimate aim of being a caveman like his Dad.'

Used wheels

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

"Too much club."

'This is the age of specialisation - you can't be a hunter AND a gatherer.'

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

Stoneage Anachronism...

"I love it!"

The man who discovered smoke

'Now that we can talk, let me give you some advice....'

"You spoil that Hamster."

'I'm calling my invention 'IPO'.'

'Daddy's busy - Go draw on the wall.'

Cavemen. Wheel being burnt with fire.

'Hey! -- what have you done with my invention?'

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel