Caveman History Buff Mugs

"Any questions?"

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

"The invention of taxidermy."

"I'll carve the wheels, you'll sell them, and Oog, here, can be customer service."

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

Stoneage business ethics: 'But, hey, this 'ethics' stuff isn't carved in stone!'

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

'He's majoring in cave hydrology with, obviously, the ultimate aim of being a caveman like his Dad.'

Used wheels

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

'Walk upright?. . . But what about banana peels?'

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

Grok's Thought Stopping.

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

'My axe is all dull! -- Have you been using it to shave your legs again?'

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

"Too much club."

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

'Daddy's busy - Go draw on the wall.'

'Hey! -- what have you done with my invention?'

Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'

"You spoil that Hamster."

Cavemen. Wheel being burnt with fire.

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

"I love it!"

'I'm calling my invention 'IPO'.'