Cautious Foodie Prints

"Nope, I'll have to pass on lunch today!"

But is it organic?

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

"For dessert, absolutely no flambé!"

"Please don't kill me."

'Diet considerations.'

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

'Non-alcohol beer, unsalted potato chips and tofu hot dogs? Why did you accept a party invitation from a cardiologist?'

'We thank you for this food and ask you to protect us from pesticides, additives and preservatives.'

'Trade you lunches?'

Angel's Food cake vs Devil's food cake.

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

"You might say I'm middle-of-the-road. I'd buy a fur coat but I wouldn't buy a Japanese fur coat."

"Tonight's specials include beef wellington (long regarded as a major source of cholesterol and saturated fat), Cajun-style swordfish (suspected of containing PCBs and toxic metals), and chicken teriyaki (recent increase in the incidence of salmonella whi

Complex Carbs

"It appears your high sodium bacon is playing havoc with your blood pressure."

Oysters in June - delicious!

Food that is good for you and food that is good for drug companies.

All You Can Eat Buffet: "Remember, my safe word is 'Diabetes.'"

"It was a cold night, like tonight, back, I'd say, in 1954."

'Do you, Freddie Finicky, promise to eat all your dinners up?'

"I'd like a vanilla cupcake with buttercream icing on the side."

'Not only can we build it for the same price as any other gingerbread house, but we can do it for 40% less carbs and no trans fats!'

'The health plate is low in sodium, cholesterol, and sugar -- the downside is that it's high in styrofoam.'

The food inspector

'What exactly is 'Haggis'?'

"I never saw such overweight mice before."

"Sometimes I come up here and think about the great meals I've eaten."

"He's really healthy, except for the grilled cheese."

'When it comes to our Boef flambe safety is paramount.'

'Maybe she's gluten intolerant.'