Caution Prints

Worry tank

Geekasaurus.

No Immediate Danger

"We fell for this last time remember..."

"Don't be an idiot, Larry."

On the scale of 1-10, do you like it?

"It's called being preemptive."

To insure Rodney's safe websurfing, Thelma sets her own parental controls.

'This ladder is rotten!'

Height barrier accident.

"It's just a precaution, we've had a few close calls lately."

'We've simplified the warning label to 'May result in lawyers'.'

'No thanks, I don't except suites from neighbours.'

Drink Driving

'Better slow it down a bit.'

Unnecessary alarm company

"I'm not taking any chances. . ."

Tiptoeing around voltometers.

Ted never left anything to chance. His computer passwords were all 99 random characters long. . .

'When it comes to investing, I'm not bullish or bearish... I'm chickenish.'

BOOKS: Stuff you really don't want to know.

"He banged his head on the 'watch your head' sign when he was looking at the 'wet floor' warning."

The path of least resistance proceed with caution.

'Charlie? He wouldn't say boo to a goose!'

"Careful Mary. Stay in the shallow end."

"Yeah, well, I'm not taking any goddam pill until I know what the long-term effects are."

'Never, Ever...swat at a fly unless you know for sure it's a fly.'

'I'll just light my pipe before I find the gas leak.'

Man with sign on back - 'No wallet on board'.

'You had fair warning - the disc on his collar says he bites!'

"Ralph! Oh my god Ralph!"