Caution Comic Prints

'I'll just light my pipe before I find the gas leak.'

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

Worry tank

'I tell you, dad, Miss Hamilton is a witch!'

"We fell for this last time remember..."

"Don't be an idiot, Larry."

On the scale of 1-10, do you like it?

Geekasaurus.

Warning: Not giving milk is hazardous to your health.

'I re-invested what was left of my 401K into returnable pop cans. I figure by the time I retire I should have about three dollars.'

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."

"Nothing to worry about. A nuggetectomy is a very simple procedure."

To insure Rodney's safe websurfing, Thelma sets her own parental controls.

"I think we feed to many vitamins to Tweety"

Golf cart in the hospital.

"Ok, here's another one about antibiotics. . ."

Baby crying in cot being put on 'pause' by Mum with a remote

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

"Your prognosis? That depends on your health insurance."

Repent! End of World is Near!. . . Wait for World's End at Joe's Bar & Grill.

'We've simplified the warning label to 'May result in lawyers'.'

'No thanks, I don't except suites from neighbours.'

Unnecessary alarm company

"Don't forget your five a day."

"I'm not taking any chances. . ."

Caution Dulcimer

"The living room aquarium? No, I have't bee near it."

Road Closed Due To Skid Risk

Tarot reading

"I think you must have missed a page!"

'No Walking'

'Charlie? He wouldn't say boo to a goose!'

"Yeah, well, I'm not taking any goddam pill until I know what the long-term effects are."

Never Drink and Drive

"Aren't you overreacting a bit now?"