Cause Collector Pillows

Save Thy Soul - Save Our Historical Landmarks - Save Water

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

"The children took off their own coats this morning, Pastor."

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

Aberdeen Smoking the Pipe of Peace - Aberdeen and France at War with Russia

"...as the devices were nestled on their chargers with care,..."

"I wonder what this was for."

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

Doric, Ionic, Corinthian, and Broken Pillars.

'Now I'm going to lump all your nagging little worries into one big complex.'

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

'How old is this vase?'

"Right - that's my laptop, my laptop charger...my kindle, my kindle charger....my iphone, my iphone charger...my ipad, my ipad charger...all my spare batteries and spare chargers...hmmm, I don't seem to have any room for my clothes..."

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

"Your new book, 'Help - My Head's Caught in a Pipe,' has been called by some to be semi-autobiographical. Can you comment on these rumors?"

"I never expected you to pay through the nose."

'...but the good new is your old Enron stock has become a high-priced collectible!'

'Your entire library consists of nothing but tabloids bound in Corinthian leather?'

'Stamp auction' WW2 Victory stamps on two fingers

Pawnshop: Genuine Fake Watches.

Antiques Store with a bin outside with a sign saying 'Not for Sale'.

Antiques dealer and customer

'All that smoking has stunted your growth.'

'To you, fifty quid - c'mon guv, it's HANDMADE!'

Zen Voodoo

'Your baseball card has more value than you do.'