Cauldron Queen Pillows

"Your're mum's well wicked."

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

'Needs salt!'

Rocking Witches.

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

Witches of Instagram

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

Witches at a cauldron.

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

Modern Witch Shoppe

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

Spell Check

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

'..and one for the pot.'

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

"I can't use this. It's past its spell by date."

"Texting hexes is such a time saver!"

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

"It's a little bland, because I microwaved it."

'Of course it's lite. I wouldn't make it if it wasn't lite.'

"I can't remember if it's one eye of newt, or two... Hang on, I'll just take a look at my spell checker."

'Mum, have you seen my pet lizard anywhere?'

"Melisa! - Your spelling is atrocious!"

My Cauldron Rules

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

"And now from downtown!"

'I remember when tea leaves were the state of the art method of determining your inventory needs.'