Cauldron Queen Pillows

"Your're mum's well wicked."

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

'Needs salt!'

Rocking Witches.

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

Witches of Instagram

Witches at a cauldron.

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

Modern Witch Shoppe

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

Spell Check

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

'..and one for the pot.'

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

'There are no search results for Pomeranian on the Foodnetwork.'

"I can't use this. It's past its spell by date."

"Texting hexes is such a time saver!"

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

"Melisa! - Your spelling is atrocious!"

'Mum, have you seen my pet lizard anywhere?'

'Of course it's lite. I wouldn't make it if it wasn't lite.'

"Eye of newt, spit of dragon ... eww - there's a hair in the brew."

"And now from downtown!"

My Cauldron Rules

"I can't remember if it's one eye of newt, or two... Hang on, I'll just take a look at my spell checker."

"It's a little bland, because I microwaved it."