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Police officer to conman: 'You're only allowed to keep striped bass.'

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

Fishing from the Pier

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

Fishing off Brighton - 'Oh yes! it's very easy to say 'catch hold of him!''

'I think this fishing injury is more serious than you're letting on!'

'How are they biting?'

"It's called investing! You give me your worm now, I eat half of it, feed the other half to the fish and, in a month, we share the fish 10/90 my way. . ."

"His wife caught him with another woman and clipped his wings."

'Before you say anything, just let me change my Facebook status to ‘it's complicated'.'

"Warning! The fish in this lake are very smart!!"

"Just confirming, there are no catch limits or size restrictions?"

Hooked on fried sardines, Irene's cat leads them on a life of crime.

"Dang. . . everyehere you meet cargo ships jammed in front of the North Sea Ports!"

"See ya, lefty! Sleep with the humans!"

"Hold it right there buster! Is that a wedding ring I can see?"

Fisherman.

'Well, so much for Hennessey. ... But from now on, don't make anyone dribble too close to the piranha tank.'

"You always show up at the WORST possible time!"

"Careful, you nearly took my eye out with that thing"

Revenge of the Fish

Fishing Terms: Lob Worm

Keeper ready to save fishing man from the water

"No more home swaps on the internet."

"Oh, come on, Mr. Waldner, you knew I was an angler when you hired me."

"Things hadn't been the same for Binky since the goldfish hired a piranha bodyguard."

'The fishermen are taking a photo of him: Typical Bill, he's making a face...'

Ice fishing from a suckerhole

"It's a long story..."

'Boy, you were right to be cautious: These new lures are so lifelike...'

Larry promised himself he wouldn't give into the pier pressure...not again.