Caught Doing Something Fishy T-Shirts

Police officer to conman: 'You're only allowed to keep striped bass.'

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

Fishing from the Pier

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

Chicken soup for the sole.

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

Fishing off Brighton - 'Oh yes! it's very easy to say 'catch hold of him!''

'I think this fishing injury is more serious than you're letting on!'

'How are they biting?'

'Before you say anything, just let me change my Facebook status to ‘it's complicated'.'

"His wife caught him with another woman and clipped his wings."

The Jim Carrey of fish is a real cutup in shool!

"It's called investing! You give me your worm now, I eat half of it, feed the other half to the fish and, in a month, we share the fish 10/90 my way. . ."

"Just confirming, there are no catch limits or size restrictions?"

It's important to maintain liquidity! It must be a business school.

"See ya, lefty! Sleep with the humans!"

"Hold it right there buster! Is that a wedding ring I can see?"

"Dang. . . everyehere you meet cargo ships jammed in front of the North Sea Ports!"

"Warning! The fish in this lake are very smart!!"

Hooked on fried sardines, Irene's cat leads them on a life of crime.

Fisherman.

'Well, so much for Hennessey. ... But from now on, don't make anyone dribble too close to the piranha tank.'

"You always show up at the WORST possible time!"

Revenge of the Fish

"Careful, you nearly took my eye out with that thing"

"Things hadn't been the same for Binky since the goldfish hired a piranha bodyguard."

Fishing Terms: Lob Worm

Keeper ready to save fishing man from the water

"Oh, come on, Mr. Waldner, you knew I was an angler when you hired me."

"No more home swaps on the internet."

'The fishermen are taking a photo of him: Typical Bill, he's making a face...'

Ice fishing from a suckerhole

'Boy, you were right to be cautious: These new lures are so lifelike...'

"It's a long story..."