Law-defying Fisherman T-Shirts

'You need a permit to fish here. I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you.'

Fishing from the Pier

'Throw me back and I'll tell you where a 12-pounder is hiding.'

'Ben has a new fishing technique - he calls it 'Fish Hawk'.'

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

'Don't forget. When this photo shoot is over I get a bucket of shiners.'

"I won't ask you what you're using for bait . . . what are you using for a line."

'How are they biting?'

'Do you think anyone will notice my funny hat shaped like a fish?'

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

Zombies love ice fishing

'I think they're getting ready for a feeding frenzy.'

'Haven't you forgotten something?'

"Warning! The fish in this lake are very smart!!"

Hooked on fried sardines, Irene's cat leads them on a life of crime.

'We'll probably hit a rock and sink. But, there's a lot of big fish in this lake, so it's worth the risk.'

'Just my luck. I had about a dozen new lures I wanted to try.'

It was a lot more convenient than going to the beach...and besides, Peter never caught any fish anyway!!

Fishing Terms: Lob Worm

Police officer to conman: 'You're only allowed to keep striped bass.'

Man settled down to a book is irritated that he has a bite

Ice fishing from a suckerhole

'They call him the 'fish whisperer'.'

Fishing Strictly Prohibited!

'How did he do that?-I've been after that fish for the last twelve months!'

A Disgorger

'If you really must know why you're here, it's because you told one-too-many lies about the size of those fish you caught.'

Pirate using wooden leg to go fishing

"Yes, we are fishing, but we're also going to talk business, so get rid of that stupid hat!"

Man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Your Anniversary?

'HELLLLLP !!!'

'When I was little I used to like fishing and girls - Now I'm big I just like fishing!'

"I always thought of myself as a romantic, dashing-outlaw sort of person. But, alas, the law makes no distinction between that and a common criminal."

"That was a great idea to use tequila worms as bait!"

"Are you sure this is how you catch flying fish?"