Catwalk King Or Queen Gifts

Hypermodels

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

'Great Therapy!'

To read or not to read?

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

"Feel my claw of death!"

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

Fake fur coat and no knickers

Theatrical emotion of Mr. Vincent Crummles

Kelly Mittendorf

Perp Walk Fashion Show

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

'I'm here in case one of the actors actually does break a leg.'

The Bland Leading the Bland

Hospital gown pageant.

I'm giving them Henry V's speech before Agincourt...

'Cut! ... let's try that again, coach. This time put some drama into it. Slam you clipboard on the floor and demand more money to refurbish the weight room.'

Siegfried is speared

Backstage at the Globe Theater. I'm going to practice my soliloquy one more time. To be or not to be that is the question ... Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune. Excuse me, it's showtime. Break a leg! You too! I guess you can't make a "Hamlet" without breaking a few legs!

'I told you to keep the rice in a plastic bag.'

Gok Wan

London Fashion Week.

"I like its easygoing spirit, but light mauve shows jelly."

Sara Sampaio

Shakespeare originally wrote "Romeo and Juliet" as a comedy.

Skinny model in wardrobe - 'Clothes hang better on skinny models.'

"You really can't look at things in a black and white perspective anymore, Especially as we said that white is the new black."

Deux Ex Mechanic

Twiggy

Model Village

Fashion Week 2021

Mom! Billy's censoring me!

''To be or not to be'? -- It's always about you, isn't it?'

Put on come clothes. You'll catch your death! Do you know what time it is? You're so skinny, are you eating? Let me make you a sandwich! Mamarazzi.