Cattleman Pillows

'Son,when someone asks you what your daddy does,say I'm a cattleman,not a bull shipper.'

"God, I hate cows."

High Riders of the Old West

"You're gettin' too big for your dang britches."

Cattlemans Saloon.

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

'Yes, I am looking for an experienced cattleman.'

"Daisy had twin bull calves. How'd you do?"

"..Not cloudy all day."

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

"They're comfortable."

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

"Lovely dovetail."

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

Waiting for retirement.

I love embroidery

'Pass the salt, will ya, buddy?'

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

Hammer and chisel discussing what they've been doing, chisel says; 'Oh you know, getting into a few scrapes.'

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

Education and Apprenticeships

"In every situation, an executive has to decide whether to lead by consensus, charisma or cattle prod. Trust me... it's not always this easy!"

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

Luthier

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

"I'm the ghost of woodshop past."

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

Little boy blows a larger bubble than glass blower can.

Darn you, you stupid hammer!

'After a hard day hunting, I relax by working my patch of green stuff.'

Barry turned his cats' disgusting habit into a lovely art form.