Cattle Ranching Critiquer Pillows

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

Motorherd

'Pass the salt, will ya, buddy?'

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

A boy who loves cows/burgers

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

"In every situation, an executive has to decide whether to lead by consensus, charisma or cattle prod. Trust me... it's not always this easy!"

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

"I prefer the mountains to the beach. I feel like less of a cow.''

'How can anyone seriously believe that we sleep standing up and with our eyes open ,,,, Hello'

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son."

Ranch Dressing

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.

'...OK so you've got the herd mentality... now go out tere and be a herd... now move!'

"Oh God, yes! I've been a bad cow! Such a bad, naughty cow! Again! Yes!"

Spring branding on the Hashtag Ranch.

Therapy for the cow dependent

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

Angry Bulls about to try out their version of Butchering on an unsuspecting Butcher

Cowboy Slippers

'This is the Polled Texas Longhorn - the breed of the future!'

"Congratulations you've escaped. Now what?"

'Yesterday he was a kingpin, but today he's just a lynchpin.'

The first stock exchange - 'It's agreed then, one of my Longhorns for one of your holsteins.'

'My wife, my rancher, his artificial insemination device!'

They're Brazillian!

Hedge of two moo cows

"When I fall in love – It will be.... for heifer..."

'Can't understand all this fuss over cattle growth hormones.'

Cattle farmer's super-market

'Name tag's up here, Ma'am - I'm from the Cattlemen's Delegation.