Cattle Farming Pillows

Tattoo removal - cow has 'Eldorado rance' on his backside.

"Moo."

Bull

The Assistant

Cowboy Slippers

The first stock exchange - 'It's agreed then, one of my Longhorns for one of your holsteins.'

'Doc lost his new watch while checking old 32.'

'I'm a fat cattle buyer.'

'Yesterday he was a kingpin, but today he's just a lynchpin.'

Any Grass planet was a welcome edition to the Cattle Empire.

Tattoo Removal: Property of the El Dorado Ranch

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

Apples for sale

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

baby sweetcorn...

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

Chase me, chase me cows.

Humans...What is their purpose?

'The circle is complete!'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

Lactose Intolerant

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

Pumpkin patch

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!