Cattle Farming Mugs

Tattoo removal - cow has 'Eldorado rance' on his backside.

"Moo."

Bull

The Assistant

Cowboy Slippers

The first stock exchange - 'It's agreed then, one of my Longhorns for one of your holsteins.'

'Doc lost his new watch while checking old 32.'

'I'm a fat cattle buyer.'

'Yesterday he was a kingpin, but today he's just a lynchpin.'

Any Grass planet was a welcome edition to the Cattle Empire.

Tattoo Removal: Property of the El Dorado Ranch

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

baby sweetcorn...

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

Apples for sale

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

Chase me, chase me cows.

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'The circle is complete!'

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

Humans...What is their purpose?

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Lactose Intolerant

Cow Pinatas

'Life is great' down on the farm.

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

'Steak Ted?'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!