Cattle Rearing Pillows

I think we need to lose the 'Singing Ringing Tree'!

New Guy.

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

'Pass the salt, will ya, buddy?'

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

"In every situation, an executive has to decide whether to lead by consensus, charisma or cattle prod. Trust me... it's not always this easy!"

A cow ventriloquist.

'..The wolves have got the sheep pinned against their own 1-yard line again!'

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

'Someday, son, when I've gone to that big roundup in the sky all this will be yours.'

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

'How can anyone seriously believe that we sleep standing up and with our eyes open ,,,, Hello'

'...OK so you've got the herd mentality... now go out tere and be a herd... now move!'

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son."

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.

"I prefer the mountains to the beach. I feel like less of a cow.''

If only I had noticed the cow in the teleporter, I'd be accepting the Nobel prize now!

Spring branding on the Hashtag Ranch.

"Fast forward to the part where you herd me."

Therapy for the cow dependent

Cowboy Slippers

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

The good news is that the 'Cow-Ray' has done minimal damge to the ship, captain!...

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

Shepherd

The first stock exchange - 'It's agreed then, one of my Longhorns for one of your holsteins.'

They're Brazillian!

'I told her not to follow me!'

Whaaaah!(Scarey ghost shaped fart).

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

'Yesterday he was a kingpin, but today he's just a lynchpin.'