Cattle Rearing Pillows

I think we need to lose the 'Singing Ringing Tree'!

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

New Guy.

'Pass the salt, will ya, buddy?'

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

"In every situation, an executive has to decide whether to lead by consensus, charisma or cattle prod. Trust me... it's not always this easy!"

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

A cow ventriloquist.

'Someday, son, when I've gone to that big roundup in the sky all this will be yours.'

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

'..The wolves have got the sheep pinned against their own 1-yard line again!'

'...OK so you've got the herd mentality... now go out tere and be a herd... now move!'

'How can anyone seriously believe that we sleep standing up and with our eyes open ,,,, Hello'

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

"I prefer the mountains to the beach. I feel like less of a cow.''

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son."

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

Spring branding on the Hashtag Ranch.

If only I had noticed the cow in the teleporter, I'd be accepting the Nobel prize now!

Therapy for the cow dependent

"Fast forward to the part where you herd me."

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

Cowboy Slippers

'Yesterday he was a kingpin, but today he's just a lynchpin.'

'I told her not to follow me!'

Shepherd

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

They're Brazillian!

'She says her stomachs ache.'

Claude

The good news is that the 'Cow-Ray' has done minimal damge to the ship, captain!...