Cattle Ranching Critiquer T-Shirts

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

Motorherd

'Pass the salt, will ya, buddy?'

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

A boy who loves cows/burgers

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

"In every situation, an executive has to decide whether to lead by consensus, charisma or cattle prod. Trust me... it's not always this easy!"

Cow in a vest: Well, I think I look like Bruce Willis!

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son."

'...OK so you've got the herd mentality... now go out tere and be a herd... now move!'

'How can anyone seriously believe that we sleep standing up and with our eyes open ,,,, Hello'

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.

Ranch Dressing

"I prefer the mountains to the beach. I feel like less of a cow.''

"Oh God, yes! I've been a bad cow! Such a bad, naughty cow! Again! Yes!"

Spring branding on the Hashtag Ranch.

"Oh shut up."

Therapy for the cow dependent

'My wife, my rancher, his artificial insemination device!'

"Congratulations you've escaped. Now what?"

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

Angry Bulls about to try out their version of Butchering on an unsuspecting Butcher

They're Brazillian!

Cowboy Slippers

'Yesterday he was a kingpin, but today he's just a lynchpin.'

The first stock exchange - 'It's agreed then, one of my Longhorns for one of your holsteins.'

"When I fall in love – It will be.... for heifer..."

Hedge of two moo cows

'This is the Polled Texas Longhorn - the breed of the future!'

'Can't understand all this fuss over cattle growth hormones.'

Cattle farmer's super-market