Cattle Inkster Mugs

Tattoo Roundup

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

Motorherd

"They’re real."

Pull the udder one

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

"You're wondering why I've called you here."

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

Moo! OOM!

'Mama! Aliens.'

We come in pieces!

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

'The first day on the job was not going well for Al...'

World of Cow.

Sorry, I thought you said you wanted to see 'Parrot Normal Activity'

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

Farmer Pickles hated it when the cows hummed Darth Vader's theme tune.

When Farmer Harry Met Farmer Sally.

Grass: We lost some good men today!

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son."

"It's like the other ones! I saw a shark! I saw a shark!"

'Your barn door's open.'

"What do you mean, we don't have an 'exit strategy'?!"

Therapy for the cow dependent

"When I fall in love – It will be.... for heifer..."

The Cud Food Guide

YAAY! Slam dump!

'With a herd of three cows it doesn't take long for inventory, does it, Dad?'

I think the speed grazing record is in the bag!

'My wife, my rancher, his artificial insemination device!'

The herd of hearing.