Imaginative Inkster Mugs

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

A pen spewing letters

"Young Frankenstein"

The Map of the human brain

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

Where Indian ink came from.

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

'My first camera'

Penny

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

Shakespeare in the clink

"I'm playing "Explorer" and looking for the Elephant Cemetery: there should be really big bones there!"

Creator's Block

Trainset

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"

Printers

Child climbs up alphabet bricks to reach his teddy bear.

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

Young woman shows off her tattoos.

Whoa, easy on the details, brother! This may be shrunk down for an e-book someday.

Trees tattoo

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

'The Pen Is Mightier...Still.'

'Have you ever thought about doing a children's book?'

'I made hundreds of copies to give to all the students in my school. By the way, the color printer is out of ink.'

Snake Dress-Up

"Dad, I was thinking...can I get a tattoo...right here!"

"I warned you that tattoo wouldn't change colour."

"How much more for pinstripes?"