Imaginative Inkster T-Shirts

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

A pen spewing letters

"Young Frankenstein"

The Map of the human brain

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

Where Indian ink came from.

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

'My first camera'

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

Penny

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

Shakespeare in the clink

Creator's Block

"I'm playing "Explorer" and looking for the Elephant Cemetery: there should be really big bones there!"

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"

Trainset

Printers

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

'Have you ever thought about doing a children's book?'

Child climbs up alphabet bricks to reach his teddy bear.

'The Pen Is Mightier...Still.'

Young woman shows off her tattoos.

Trees tattoo

Snake Dress-Up

'I made hundreds of copies to give to all the students in my school. By the way, the color printer is out of ink.'

"I warned you that tattoo wouldn't change colour."

''To listen to the sea, press 1...'

"Don't mess with that guy. He's a real hardwood."

"How much more for pinstripes?"