Cats Pillows

"He's an indoor cat."

"We believe that in a former life she was an editor."

"New Year's Resolution - Stay This Good-Looking!"

"What immortal hand or eye could frame thy fearful symmetry?"

"If it weren't for you, I would have conquered the world by now."

"Never, ever, think outside the box."

"The meaning of life is cats."

"I have a couple of other projects I'm excited about."

"Everything I know about self-care, I learned from you."

"Please hurry - I don't know how long my cat can keep him subdued."

"For God's sake, think! Why is he being so nice to you?"

Cat doing complex equation to work out the jump he needs to make.

"Oh, gosh! Yoga in twenty minutes."

Manhattan Cat atop the Chrysler Building

"Isn't it true that you did not love the victim, as you claim, but, in point of fact, feigned affection for the sole purpose of obtaining tuna fish?"

Manhattan Cat atop the The Rock

"I was a dog in a previous life, but I came back as a god."

Feline Facts: Cats are responsible for 67.3% of all adult illiteracy.

"I always spend New Year's surrounded by loved ones."

"All you really need in life is the love of a good cat."

Manhattan Cat atop the Flatiron Building

"Are they still following us?"

"Is that all you can think about?"

How to put a cat in cat in a box

"The kid's good."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

That's Right - 100% Guaranteed

'That was SO worth it!' - Christmas Tree Toppled

"I really appreciate this."

"Can I borrow those kittens for an hour? I want to freak out the people who had me spayed."

'And you're quite sure it's just a hypothetical cat?'

Sleeping Cat Dreams Of Other Side Of Couch

New, Improved Cat

The Amazing Adventures of Wondercat.

"Thank you. You've been a great audience."