Cat People Pillows

'Whole life will cover all 9 lives. The term policy will only cover you for lives lost during the term.'

'Is this irony or coincidence?'

Apple Watch for Dogs/Apple Watch for Cats

"Have you ever heard of wireless?"

'Not quite the effect I was going for.'

'He's just de-man's-best-friended me.'

Dog & Cat Friends.

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

"Sure, you're fine – you get succulent fish, sweet coconut milk, a scratching post and fresh litter. I'm going to die."

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

Copycats

Police Feline Unit

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'The cats love getting some fresh air, and it's the warmed coat I've ever had.'

"Foster failure"

"Cat box"

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

"Now I really hate poetry."

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting