Cats In Disguise Fan Pillows

CAT-A-LOG

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

"She's all over YouTube."

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

"No, being declawed is the opposite of being a cyborg!"

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

I'm sure it's fake.

'Oh no! That's not litter! It's quicksand!!'

Cat and owner sticking out tongues at each other.

That very night in Frank's office a forest grew.

String Theory for Beginners.

Clandestine cows.

'Senior Cat Warranty, Low maintenance sofa accessory, Unlimited purring and cuddling, Mellow 'been there done that' attitude.'

"The fancy dress store ran out of crutches."

"Dog...God. God...dog. Cat...tac."

'According to the latest data, our social media post rankings are staying fairly consistent with consumers, hovering just below cat shaming memes.'

"That's the pill I gave the cat this afternoon!"

"Maybe if you played the xylophone like this cat, I'd pay more attention to you."

"Lately, I've been trying to make ends meet...I've been chasing my tail."

The Cat That Swallowed the... no, it was the other way round.

Cat Cinema

'Yes, I did watch three pay-per-view movies while you were gone. Just how long did you expect a ball of yarn to entertain me?'

"Yep, I'm pretty sure curiosity was involved."

"This next arrow should shake things up a bit!"

'I know I have a name to live by, but I'd rather wear sandals in summer...'

"I'm not sure what kind of luck this is."

'Lois, what's the sense of bringing the cat camping if it can't go outside the tent a little?'

"RIP Cup Cake, our beloved kitty"

"Sometimes I think you guys don't want peace."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Air Craft Carrier

Cheshire Flamenco Dancer... Lipsticked grin clutching flower in her teeth.

"I got another hand sanitizer... what did you get?"

Extreme Makeover.

The Hex Files