Catholic Church Follower Pillows

Pope Benedict - Big Changes.

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

Drive-thru Church

Monk Prompt

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

'This business about the meek inheriting the Earth -- can't anything be done about it?'

"He's dumbing down the sermons again."

I am your BIGGEST fan!

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

'Have you been taking your medicine every day?'

'It's Sundays like this that I regret our church website is so popular.'

The evangelist turned lawyer's opening arguments were unconvincing

"A real old fashioned fire and brimstone message today Preacher."

"10,000 members or not, the Pastor should at least remember my name."

'...and another thing, Holy Father, do we call them the 'Falklands' or the 'Malvinas'?'

"The buck really stops with him."

"Attendance is down again this morning. If we want to continue calling ourselves a congregation, we're going to have to congregate."

'Well, for the sake of argument, just pretend you've done something wicked.'

'Oh, oh! They're going to give it to us with both barrels!'

Pope Francis

"But how many followers do you have?"

Decisions a Pope makes

'Now that they've got a new Pope, there aren't any openings for old guys.'

The Good Samaritan.

Testing the water temperature in the font.

"...And forgive the congregation member who left their cell phone on and it rang during the sermon!"

'My husband does everything religiously except going to church.'

Pope John Paul II 1920-2005.