Cathedral Connoisseur T-Shirts

'Just think my dear. If this is what man is capable of achieving in the seventeenth century, just imagine what he will be capable of by the twenty first.'

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

Archimedes statue with a lever

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

Hildegard von Bingen

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"Hey, would you mind taking a quick sculpture of me and my family?"

"Before I fight this dragon and rescue you, can I ask a few questions? Like, do you want kids? What's your passion? Where is 'home' to you? Do you have a financial philosophy?"

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

Sir Edward Elgar

Music Student

"Some Debussy, Igor."

'I think I've now earned the right to wear God on my sleeve.'

"How awful! - was he a band, or an orchestra conductor?"

Man frozen in portrait pose.

Brahms and Liszt at Christmas!

Sergey Rahmaninov

'Look Clara, I'm telling you for the last time, it's not me who's crazy. It's Eusebius.'

Moliere

Richard Wagner's other Ring Cycle.

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto, Number One, first movement."

'Classical music, huh?...You mean like Elvis?'

'It's not over till the slim, glamorous crossover lady sings.'

C Day Lewis.

Charles Dickens.

Clock Face Golf Set

"Greece! Greece! Greece! Every day it's the same! Just the constant Greece!"

"The worst is behind us!"

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart for Music ofnthe Baroque

Bleak House

Violin Romance

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

Animals of the Royal Wedding