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"We've got a vacancy for a church mouse, if you're interested?"

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

Hildegard von Bingen

"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!"

'I think I've now earned the right to wear God on my sleeve.'

R.C.I.A.

God is for life not just for Christmas.

"Since you're into burnt offerings you should come over some Sunday for one of her special dinners."

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

"Pastor Bob is the leader of the flock, son, not the herd."

The Old Enemies - Catholics and Protestants

Angry vicar wakes up parishioner at the Harvest Festival

"The worst is behind us!"

"10,000 members or not, the Pastor should at least remember my name."

"Attendance is down again this morning. If we want to continue calling ourselves a congregation, we're going to have to congregate."

'Our worship space is quite large, Roger, but sanctuary committee will do nicely.'

Cathedral Made Safe.

The Missing Bell

"You won't believe how many Frisbees are up here!"

Churchwarden Talking to Rector

Framed dollar in church secretary office says 'Our First Offering'

Tour of Cathedral #4.019

Pope Francis

Detected.

Notre Dame Fire

Pope Francis' visit to America...

'How well you did it will determine whether it's 'as good as done', Father.'

Vicar

'My God - there's two of 'em!'

Vatican Car Park - Staff Parking Only

"Although the collection plate appears to be half full, our accountant assures me that it is half empty."

Ding and Dong.

A group of women concerned about a priest climbing a ladder

Using dogs as greeters at church was a failed experiment.