Catching Pedestrians T-Shirts

'Nothing yet? Try jigging the lure up and down. Man, you should've been here two days ago. I must have caught and released a dozen pedestrians. My arms are still sore...'

Beach con-man.

Push for Disco...

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

A Venus cow trap.

Billgeville's new pedestrian monkey bars not only reduced accidents but also whipped people into great shape.

"I'm over here, dummy!"

"All the world's gotta do is look at me once, and I'll tap dance until I die."

Sidewalk the game

'It's a parasol - they don't know whether it will be rain or shine!'

"Hey, catch me a wave."

So I take it you'd rather I didn't go on another surfing weekend...

Twisted Peel has a bout of road rage.

Land on it ... Land on it ...

"Apparently, in this kingdom, there's no room for a 'royal watcher'."

"I'm afraid there was a fly trap..."

Fisherman.

'Got it!'

Wet Paint on a Pedestrian Crossing

'Just think, our first wave as husband and wife.'

Fish chopped by hydrofoil

'Careful, it might be a trap...'

'Those had better not be army ants again.'

'Set the green light to turn on . . . now!'

Somewhere in France

"Damn! Another one of those slippery ones!"

Sidewalk Rage: Rudy's Response

Jerk.

"This is not a great walking town."

'Don't worry Fred, there's nothing there but it stops the traffic for us to cross the road.'

1. Walk sign and 2. Walk and chew bugle gum sign.

'Looks like their glitch is back, then.'

'Someday they're going to figure out how to organize - then, look out!'

'Where is the perfect wave? Well, it's certainly not up here.'

Harvey had pressed the button and was waiting for the green man to appear.