Catching Pedestrians Pillows

'Nothing yet? Try jigging the lure up and down. Man, you should've been here two days ago. I must have caught and released a dozen pedestrians. My arms are still sore...'

Beach con-man.

Push for Disco...

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

A Venus cow trap.

"All the world's gotta do is look at me once, and I'll tap dance until I die."

"I'm over here, dummy!"

Sidewalk the game

"Hey, catch me a wave."

'It's a parasol - they don't know whether it will be rain or shine!'

So I take it you'd rather I didn't go on another surfing weekend...

"I'm afraid there was a fly trap..."

"Apparently, in this kingdom, there's no room for a 'royal watcher'."

Twisted Peel has a bout of road rage.

Fisherman.

'Just think, our first wave as husband and wife.'

'Careful, it might be a trap...'

Wet Paint on a Pedestrian Crossing

Fish chopped by hydrofoil

'Got it!'

Somewhere in France

Sidewalk Rage: Rudy's Response

"Damn! Another one of those slippery ones!"

'Those had better not be army ants again.'

'Set the green light to turn on . . . now!'

'Looks like their glitch is back, then.'

'Don't worry Fred, there's nothing there but it stops the traffic for us to cross the road.'

"This is not a great walking town."

'Someday they're going to figure out how to organize - then, look out!'

"Watch out! You almost stepped on a crack!"

Harvey had pressed the button and was waiting for the green man to appear.

'Where is the perfect wave? Well, it's certainly not up here.'