Catch-of-the-day Storyteller T-Shirts

Something Like Sport.

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

The one that got away

Fishing Tales

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Fishing with God

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Fish talking about fisherman

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

"He's a keeper!"

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

'It was this big. I swear'

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

'I win!'

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

"Fish needs bigger hole."

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

"I thought it was deeper here."

'I'm afraid the motion has been carried and you lost.'

"You know very well what fish!"

'Well, so much for whale-whispering.'

'Believe me, it's overrated up here.'

'Lucas A Non Lucendo.'

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

"I lost the hand to a shark, the leg to a barracuda, and the gallbladder to Dr. Steven Erlich."

Whale Watch Tours.

Fish with Shield

Fisherman tricks a visitor into thinking a huge buoy is a fishing float for giant fish.