Catch And Joker Pillows

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

The one that got away

"River well stocked this year."

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Couple of Pikeys.

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

'You catch me, you throw me back. You catch me, you throw me back. Dude, get a life!'

'The Wilsons picked up a quarterback in the off-season. The Riveras picked up a quarterback. The Ludwigs picked up a quaterback...'

'I've heard there's a big one in this lake.'

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

And overcoming their resistance by sheer skill.

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

Missing you.

'Steroids.'

'OK, I got the photo. Let's release the big guy before he goes into shock.'

"I'm over here, dummy!"

"One of these days you're going to throw that thing and I'm not going to bring it back."

'I had three catches dropped today.' - 'Yes, but the were dropped by spectators in the stand.'

Playing catch with dog until your arm gives out.

Determined fisherman

'In my experience, when you give a man a fish, he asks for a beer to go with it.'

'There goes 18 stone of muscle to fight a 2 lb trout to the death!'

'I like you, you've got balls.'

"Sure, we've hopelessly lost but, right now, who cares?"

Fisherman.

'It says,'If you are not 100% satisfied with this lure, may God grant you the wisdom to accept the things you cannot change.''

' I thought we had six fish in the livewell.'

The Evolution of fish

"If I am going to die for a snack, it must be more appetizing than a simple worm."

"Damn! Another one of those slippery ones!"

'Whatever they're hitting we're ready for them.'

"I heard this pond is full of big bass!"

'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?'