Catch-and-cook Adventurer Gifts

'Another one-get the fillet knife ready ,Hank.'

Come dine with me!

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

6 Brothers Falafel

"You owe me five bucks."

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"Where the wild things were."

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

Newark by Night. A new Dutch restaurant just opened. What do you know about Dutch cuisine? Nothing. But I'm a big fan of the "Dutch Treat" concept.

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

Happy hour.

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - Captain Spatula

Tzatzikicicle

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

Pizza Tower Bridge

"They know me here."

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

"Perhaps Monsieur would care for something more expensive?"

"We succumbed to your hype."

Cheese Secret

Try our new genetically engineered produce.

'As far as we know, no one who has eaten our genetically-modified food has turned into a creature or anything.'

Culture clash

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

'Cook is a musician. Improvises. Never makes the same thing twice.'

'... But, why do you want me to sign a "waiver of liability form"?'

'That's a very popular choice sir, and that's why we've sold out of it.'

"Our cook caught today's special. What makes it so special is that we have no idea what it is. We're coping it's edible."

'Your main strength is you have the right product in the right place.'