Catch-22 Fan Pillows

A catch-22, he thought. Not in the traditional sense, but in this job you learn to go with your gut. Even if your gut's an idiot.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

The discovery of asparagus.

Santa does a keg stand.

Full English Breakfast.

'Finish your homework first, Og... then you can watch the wall.'

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

Person carrying balloons and plants.

She was 'bright'. He kept it 'light'. They couldn't help but be attracted to each other.

The Salmon Fisherman

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

Tortoise polishing his shell

'Do you mind if I share your post on my wall?'

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

Trash-talkin' artists

Alf's Cafe - Egg, Bacon and Tomato Plate, Catering Pack.

'Your fish dinner should be along shortly. Frank just had a nibble.'

The Perils of Dog Kisses

Recycled Flake

'I'm balancing the books...you are out'

Music shop's sign: We have 'Sleigh Bells'. Weather Bureau's sign: You're gonna need them.

"You ordered mammoth again?"

"This sure makes my job easier."

Artist paints nude model with Etch-a-Sketch.

'Happy New Year!'

The King's New Robes.

Priest Halloween costume for boy.

...I'm here at the gruesome scene now. Yes, what began as a candlelight vigil,ended in mass tragedy when the thousands of moths in attendance became inexplicably drawn to each other's flames.

Next time I get to choose the weapon first.

'May I recommend the ketchup '06,sir?'

Happy New Year!

Cats in Santa hats holding letters that spell out 'Happy Christmas'.

Bourbon Street signs: Party and Sober Up.

Dinosaur balloon

'Tom insists on getting all the relatives together at Christmas.'