Cat-themed Gift Collector Mugs

101 uses of a dead cat: hoopla

Cat woman shopping for cats.

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

'Ugh Look The whole garden is just one giant cat toilet'

Ball as water-melon.

Robert was literally a cat burglar.

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

Puss in Heels

'I bought one and got one free! Best of all, they're both pregnant.'

"Excuse me, but I'm the only one who opens cans around here!"

Cat Playing 10th Life.

Woman welcomes back her cat but not its new kittens.

'Will Work For Food, The Take, Like, Two Bites And Walk Away.'

Evolution of the Cat.

'Yeah, I don't know why they bought that new one, we haven't finished with this one yet...'

"How many is too many?"

"You'd think having nine lives, we'd be better at retirement planning."

'I'm sorry, we did all we could, but she had a severe case of curiosity.'

'That's typical as soon as you snap on the light, they disappear.'

Gravestone Epitaph - 'One surreal gag too far.'

'Dang...too fast food!'

"What they hell are we looking at."

"You scared me half to death. That's 4.5 lives!"

"I can give you some pills for her dry skin problem, but you'll just have to be patient and hope she grows out of this abstract impressionism phase."

Kid dripping wet with dogs and cats to mom: 'You won't believe how hard it's raining!'

'My dad is a great hunter too: You should see him stalking his rubber mouse!'

101 uses of a dead cat: cigarette dispenser

Self-eating Chips

Catfishing