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Cat on the violin

"Inspiration can come from anywhere. This next one came to me while I was shredding a roll of toilet paper."

Saxophone Player.

"Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?"

Musical Web

Music Lessons

"Mum, Mum, the teacher has included some especially tricky choreography just for me in the school musical..."

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

Man serenading woman with guitar stood next to a van that says 'Rent-A-Serenade, 24 Hour Call Out'.

A masked man serenading

No Bruch!

Mozart with a violin case.

'I don't mind you singing, but I draw the line at your banjo playing.'

La Jolla School of Advanced Music Graduate Frank Kettleknyper played a mello cello.

Fish sleeps while counting worms that jump over a fence.

"Oh my God with the singing!"

Double bass in space

A man playing guitar beneath a balcony with his hat ready for cash

"No concert bookings for at least two weeks. Restringing..."

"Estoy aqui abajo!" ( I'm down here!)

'Do you practice everyday or are you always this annoying?'

"Ey, Zoltan! Come in and fiddle around in here tonight."

Occupational Hazards.

Boy Learning Violin With Ear Muffs.

String Quartet

"Turn down that racket. I can't hear my reality shows."

'This next number is a love song, all about my dinner.'

"I think this calls for a little banjo."

'I always forget whether I'm flying a 747 or playing an organ.'

"Recently, Ludwig Mizzledorp came up with some startling discoveries in particle physics. I'd like to sing for you some of his equations."

Violinists.

'Didn't anyone tell you this is an old people's home?'

"You choose now to suddenly become romantic?"

Romance Music

Roy, orbiting.