Cat Serenader Pillows

Cat on the violin

"Inspiration can come from anywhere. This next one came to me while I was shredding a roll of toilet paper."

Saxophone Player.

Musical Web

Music Lessons

"Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?"

"Mum, Mum, the teacher has included some especially tricky choreography just for me in the school musical..."

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

No Bruch!

Man serenading woman with guitar stood next to a van that says 'Rent-A-Serenade, 24 Hour Call Out'.

A masked man serenading

Mozart with a violin case.

'I don't mind you singing, but I draw the line at your banjo playing.'

"Ey, Zoltan! Come in and fiddle around in here tonight."

Occupational Hazards.

La Jolla School of Advanced Music Graduate Frank Kettleknyper played a mello cello.

"No concert bookings for at least two weeks. Restringing..."

Fish sleeps while counting worms that jump over a fence.

"Estoy aqui abajo!" ( I'm down here!)

A man playing guitar beneath a balcony with his hat ready for cash

"Oh my God with the singing!"

Double bass in space

'Do you practice everyday or are you always this annoying?'

Boy Learning Violin With Ear Muffs.

'This next number is a love song, all about my dinner.'

String Quartet

"I think this calls for a little banjo."

'I always forget whether I'm flying a 747 or playing an organ.'

"Recently, Ludwig Mizzledorp came up with some startling discoveries in particle physics. I'd like to sing for you some of his equations."

Violinists.

Roy, orbiting.

"You choose now to suddenly become romantic?"

Romance Music

'Didn't anyone tell you this is an old people's home?'

'Hi, Sweetie! I'd like you to meet my pier group.'